El Condor Pada ============== (Pesma Indeksovog pozorista) Ja vozim stelta 117a, nevidljivog, taj ponos NATO-a, I gadjam bombama po Srbima. E, al' jedne noci primecen sam ja, iznenada uz pomoc radara, il' neceg drugoga, jebem li ga. Znam samo da me neko rosno zajeb'o, kao ne radi im taj PVO. More kad puce nesto odozdo i razvali mi kvacilo, nevidivljivo, steltovo. Buhahaaa - joj sta me snadje, plakao sam ja. Padao sam dole prema njivama, prepunih seljaka sa... vilama. Uh! Olesice me ceta ratara, kad me u'vate negde usred atara, zbog onog svetskog zandara onog, onog Klintona! Al srecom evakuisan sam ja sa 32 helikoptera Kahm, eh sad, sto Srbi dole gledaju u mog bombardera, nevidljivog, sta da radimo srusenog, slomljenog i pokojnog. More samo da sam znao ja za to, da jos im radi taj PVO! Ma niko ziv me nebi nater'o da ratujem za neko tamo Kosovo, jer nisam siguran ni gde je to. Ne, ja stvarno ljudi nisam siguran i ne znam gde je to. Gled'o sam neke mape ali znam samo da je tamo daleko. I nek sad ide malo tamo onaj sto je mene tamo poslao! Ja se dole ne bi' vise zadrzavao. Radije bi' se vratio u svoj kolorado. (Zvizdukanje)

NOTES: 1. The singer sings in Serbian with funny and overemphasized American accent. 2. AAA stands for Anti-Aircraft Artillery, PVO in Serbian. El Condor is falling ==================== (A song of "Index Theatre") I am drivin' a Stealth 117a, Invisible, The honor of NATO, And I am droping bombs Over Serbs. Heh, but one night I was spotted, Surprisingly, By a radar, Or something else, Fuck - I don't know. I just know that somebody fooled me badly, Like, their AAA is not working. But something cracked down under And broke my clutch, The invisible one, The one of the Stealth. Buhahha - what happened to me I cried. I was falling down Down to the fields Crowded with peasants With rakes (vilama) Phuh! The squad of farmers will beat a shit out of me When they catch me Somewhere in that area Because of that world policeman, That, that Clinton! But, fortunately I was evacuated With 32 copters. Kahm, Pheh ... Now, Serbs are down there looking at my Bomber, The invisible one, What can we do, The crashed one, The broken one, The deceased one. If only I knew about that, that their AAA still works, Nobody on Earth would make me fight for some Kosovo, because I'm not even sure where is that. No, guys, I am really not sure, And I don't know where is that. I was looking at some maps but I only know that it is far away. And let the one who has sent me go there now, I wouldn't stay down there any more. I'd rather come back to my Colorado. (Whistles)